Traditional astrology describes Taurus as loyal, steadfast, and nurturing, but this is only one side of the bull. The other side comes out when you stray onto their pasture. They are stubborn, greedy packrats with volcanic rage. They have great patience, but when they’re ready to charge, they have no problem throwing anything they may have in their hand directly at your head, including a frying pan. When you think Taurus think earthy. They love all things physical and beautiful, especially if they can own or eat it. They tend to be inert, and frequently have weight problems. They’re also incredibly sensual people. A full-body hug can cheer one up no matter what may be wrong. So can a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. They make great partners if you can stand their constant judgments of everything you think or do coupled with their tendency to hoard their money while you work two jobs to pay for their trip to Italy. In their mind, they deserve it for putting up with you. They rarely stray, and almost never end relationships. With a little patience and diplomacy, you can have a strong, steady partner to grow old with and love for life.